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After Demotivational Poster


RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press buttons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling cocky...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


892 -


TAGS: at 4 30 in the afternoon
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by theyuk

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:42 pm
This one's going in my 'favorites'. 5L
spacedog - November 7, 2015, 2:46 pm
LMAO!


THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT -


TAGS: after defeating the sofa in combat gadaffi made a sash from its pelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CANADA - January 19, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO!
DrEvo82 - September 29, 2009, 9:59 am
Yes definitely 5 lions, very funny.
Jmac0585 - September 29, 2009, 9:39 am
The recliner, though in mourning is now wary.
motifake - September 29, 2009, 9:34 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! 5lions!


25TH DECEMBER - What would you look like after bringing gifts to more than 350 million kids all over the world??




WALK OF SHAME -


TAGS: leaving after a one night stand
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Buzzramjet - August 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
Are you kidding? Just the opposite. Let's everyone know I got LAID that night before.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:09 am
That never works.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 3:07 am
Practice saying "he was cleaning it, It just went off"....there could be insurance,
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:05 am
I was told I wasn't allowed to. But, he has one... I'll buy the bullet, cross my fingers, and hope for depression to take hold.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:54 am
Can he afford a gun?....you might want to go the extra mile.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:51 am
I can front him a bullet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:47 am
That's sad..... couldn't you front him a taco stand or something?...get him back on his feet.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:44 am
Mine is so unsuccessful with women, he'd be rejected by women's clothing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:42 am
*Brother
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:42 am
I know all aboot your vrother.....wouldn't surprise me to find him dressed as a woman..... you know aboot my brother as well.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:40 am
I don't believe it matters.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Bad news, moooo.... I only have a brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:34 am
That's what your sister said.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:33 am
You hurt my anus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:32 am
Don't say that...you'll hurt my feeling.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:30 am
It's OK Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. We hate you just as much as you hate yourself.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:30 am
I miss Thailand, too.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 2:27 am
Ah memories (mammories not included).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:25 am
The pizza guy ruined my response.....I hate myself...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:24 am
sonner? ... That "english for Mexicans" class isn't helping much, eh?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:24 am
Yes, sonner... it's a european term for "more quickly or at once" - it loses something in the translation.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:22 am
Sonner?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:20 am
He'd have figured it out sonner if he was even slightly into oral!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:15 am
No, The worst part is realizing she's not a she....what?....it only happened once....and now I have a new friend. hey Aggy!
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:12 am
The worst part is the realization that it is your place.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:12 am
I mowed her lawn... isn't that enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:10 am
as long as you leave enough pesos on her night stand, I think you're OK Aggy.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:09 am
That there is the look of both trying to remember where you put your car keys and that awkward decision to let yourself out... to avoid morning conversation... but, that means you have to leave her front door unlocked. Is that wrong?
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 2:02 pm
The walk is at least easier now that your balls are drained.5/5


ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.


TAGS: november challenge star wars forget the bar scene what about the after party
Rating: 3.83/5

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Woodywood03a - November 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
LOL!! thats too much!!!
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
"Damn it, Luke! This is obviously the result of incest!" Said Han, in denial. 5/5


PROSTATE EXAMS -


TAGS: after 40 annually prostate
Rating: 4.72/5

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5150monkeylove - March 8, 2011, 11:42 pm
Thank you for reminding me. 40th B-day is almost here. Now I have to legally pay someone to do it at least once a year......YEESH!
steph1 - March 8, 2011, 2:25 pm
LOL - good old Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the lab..."I'm just a sweet transvestite - From Transexual, Transylvania"....5rocky ones


MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.




AFTERMATH - Freedom is not free


TAGS: aftermath sanitation
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:41 am
Defending freedom is one thing. Being sent half way around the world to be cynically used as a sales tool for our weapons industry is quite different.
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 6:24 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 1:51 am
beautiful text .. it's hard to read though.


A GOOD MOP -




SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!




ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!




CONJOINED TWINS -


TAGS: after you figure out whats what and what belongs to who
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 2:26 pm
Surround Sound Orgasms.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:01 pm
well they share both the ass and the pussy so... idk maybe
CpnKangaroo - February 22, 2010, 9:27 pm
is that considered a 3 way?
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:58 pm

Sailor wouldn't know which end to hit
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL!!!
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 8:51 pm
Sailor would hit that
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:31 pm
how do the take it in the....ohhh never mind 5L


BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER... - ... Than Daft punk, would be Electronic Bacon, or Digital Pork.




MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
lol
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm
Nice.


YOUR BAN HAS EXPIRED - Pick yourself up Dust yourself off Now make some good stuff


TAGS: life after a banning
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - April 30, 2010, 2:04 pm
i remember a time... *fg*


PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.




STEPHEN HAWKING SAYS - "The afterlife is just an adventure" Maybe.. But what an adventure




Jesus loves me -


TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


REALIZATION -


TAGS: heaven hell afterlife choices
Rating: 4.11/5

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Zealot - July 14, 2010, 9:27 am
hey its totoro
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 7:05 pm
Funny thing is this is HEAVEN in Japan


BIRTHDAY SURPRISE -


TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Macabre
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
Yes!!!
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


CHUCK NORRIS - is infinite ∞




toilet texting time -


TAGS: please flush after ending conversation
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:28 am
Send a demand for a 5L roll of TP!


50 YEARS?! -




FED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT -




BUBBLE BATH - DOESN´T MATTER WHERE OR HOW. AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK IS ADVISED TO HAVE ONE




NOW I UNDERSTAND - Mother always said not to go swimming for at least a half an hour after eating




AH, THE GOOD LIFE -


TAGS: relaxing after work
Rating: 4.89/5

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ICEMAN - February 17, 2012, 2:23 pm
Whatever floats yer boat, AM. Personally, I prefer a sammich with my beer.


SUM TING WONG -


TAGS: was banned after this game
Rating: 4.64/5

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vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:47 am
NICE!


UNCOMMON BEAUTY -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.84/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
Greatness.
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


MORNING AFTER REGRET - Oh, Sure Baby, I'll Call You Later




BLUE NUN -


TAGS: blue nun wine after prayer delight
Rating: 3.64/5

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Drenix - April 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
Purple Nun: Is watching you


YOUR WALLET - It's not about the three dollars inside ...it's about dignity




DRIVEN MAD - WAS TODAY REALLY NECESSARY?


TAGS: dog day afternoon
Rating: 3.42/5

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GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 8:04 pm
nice re-work 5L


LD LOVES'UM AND LEAVES'UM. - hey kids stop, my phones ringing it might be your dad. I always told you he would call one day.


TAGS: what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.25/5

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LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 2:08 pm
And the number I left you? In case you haven't called it already, I'll save you some time: it's the Chinese Take-out place down the street.
HareRama - January 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
He won't call.


LUST -


TAGS: i lust after a good cheescake
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:09 pm
CHEESECAKE!
Claire - September 22, 2010, 10:22 pm
Deep. 5L


Gushy gushy goo -




THE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: hope pray afterlife life death
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes Ma'am. I believe I did but will double check and add it if I forgot. :)
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:16 am
Safe to assume you have already postred thisd at religifake? If not....what's the hold up sir?! ;)


GENERATION GAP -




GO GO GADGET - AFTERBURNER!


TAGS: f22 afterburner
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
Missed al-qaeda by THAT much!


WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM - It's not like it's after Labor Day or anything .




THE AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: aprchallenge afterlife could it be worse than your worst day here
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Got my spicy brown mustard... I'm in!


PRUDES - Heck is where people go when they die If they don't believe in Gosh




IN LIFE - 'We are what we repeatedly do' Aristotle See, i knew all teenagers were wankers




EASTER SUICIDE - Not only painless, but delicious as well.


TAGS: peepicide the only way out or out my butt afterwards
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:59 pm
Poor bunny. Will it rise again as a chick?


THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN - We will never speak of it again.




I THINK - My zipper's caught in your wool.


TAGS: what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.4/5

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LogicDude - February 16, 2010, 12:21 pm
This DOES explain the screaming of the lambs that Clarice heard doesn't it?
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 10:03 am
Where do you think the inspiration for lamb-skin condoms came from?
agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:59 pm
Niiiice. 'll just stick to women... and use those lamb-skin condoms. Feels like the real thing.
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 6:28 pm
One of the reasons why Scotsmen wear kilts


MILEY - Following in the great traditions of all those that have gone before her.




SUFFERANCE -




AND WORTH IT -




A PARTY OF ONE -




AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: issac asimov afterlife quote
Rating: 4.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
You have quoted my god....Apt!...APT I say!!!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 7:03 pm
To true, although none of us will know what we each other look like!
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 6:48 pm
5Lions face. At least hell is warm and we know people there!


THE DAY AFTER - I still have plenty of Guinness but I have yet to see her again


TAGS: guinness girl day after
Rating: 4.17/5

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guyfox - March 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
damn..........sounds like my freind, except she has liver troubles
guyfox - March 19, 2011, 10:46 pm
touche
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:36 pm
I can't drink it anymore, that's my problem..(I'm the reason that people here even know what Jamesons is)..........I have to go cry now.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:31 pm
That's not exactly what you want her to hold. You may have had the goals mixed up that evening.
guyfox - March 19, 2011, 10:30 pm
nah.......she just wasn't Irish, couldn't hold her Guinness
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:22 pm
She comes with her own duct tape. I'm surprised she got away from you Guy. Or did she replace herself with someone less attractive while you were passed out?
guyfox - March 19, 2011, 10:13 pm
what do you got against the whiskey
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:05 pm
Jawline by danabol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 10:01 pm
don't ever mention that name again!
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 9:52 pm
Just have a few belts, then they all look like her. Just blurrier.
guyfox - March 19, 2011, 9:47 pm
well I had to divide my time between Jamesons too
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:41 pm
You still have plenty of Guinness?


THE AFTERLIFE - Is the time I started living After all I've been through I can not die, again




THE AFTERLIFE - If I believed I had to live an entire other life after this one, I'd kill myself right now.




HEY, THANKS -


TAGS: things you should not after sex
Rating: 4/5

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ShiKageMaru - October 28, 2011, 2:09 am
Ever see a picture of someone you know online and make an account to comment on the image? Her name is Rachel Dashae. As far as I know, no mother daughter threeways, but that would be hot, wouldn't it?
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:26 am
I could be, what's your Birthday?
Bovee - January 7, 2010, 11:25 am
See that look, they says "wait are you my dad"
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 11:22 am
5 Mother/Daughter 3-ways!!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is hot with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My Ass :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (Fucked Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


I'M YOUR TWIN BROTHER! - Not giving a crap... ...Priceless


TAGS: what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.96/5

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Cubbybear - January 7, 2010, 2:38 am
That look she gave him at the end of the original Star Wars. You knew she did sleep with him
Preacher Man - January 7, 2010, 1:56 am
It's the tag that makes this truly classic.


THERES SOME "HEADACHE" MEDICINE - and cab money on the dresser.


TAGS: what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.9/5

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Porcelina - March 8, 2010, 12:04 am
I love being able to randomly go through motifakes and be amused by all of them for once :)
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:28 pm
Thanks man i think this is my best work yet.
MightySW - January 7, 2010, 10:38 am
Instant classic. 5L's


LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...


TAGS: november challenge who didnt live for saturday afternoon midget wrestling
Rating: 3.85/5

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Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 5:04 pm
WAA-WAAAAAAAA


MIDNIGHT -


TAGS: midnight cinderella 12 party after
Rating: 3.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 3:08 am
Disney Gets Adult: The Artwork of J Scott Campbell Read more: http://telewatcher.com/telewatching/disney-gets-adult-the-artwork-of-j-scott-campbell
somawhale3 - December 8, 2010, 12:46 am
i want to know who the artist is..
somawhale3 - December 8, 2010, 12:46 am
i want to know who the artist is..


I'M JUST SAYIN' -


TAGS: saturday afternoon idol gossip
Rating: 3.82/5

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lesterinside - February 20, 2010, 10:32 am
:D Singko!!!
rerun - February 20, 2010, 9:40 am

sweet, I have a full magnum of Mogen David wine.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 9:38 am
WTF rerun, you're driving'!!!
rerun - February 20, 2010, 9:37 am

May be a stupid question, as the Jewish guy here, can I come?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 9:28 am
@Culos...lmao, I got the keys to the bus!
culos - February 20, 2010, 9:27 am
We'll see you there then....
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 9:10 am
Let's face it...I'm going straight to hell anyway.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:59 am
5L's and 4 our father's


THANK GOD FOR ALARM CLOCKS - Aggy was jolted out of his nightmare from hell


TAGS: no more chimichangas after 9 for you
Rating: 3.8/5

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R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 3:44 pm
What is that rayon? Tisk Tisk!
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 3:35 pm
I couldn't believe I wore that dress!


SEE, BITCH? - Let me back it up to the 2:47 mark. Your form sucks. I mean, would it kill you to arch your back?


TAGS: what not to say after the no pants dance
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:48 pm
LMAO!!! 5 Siskel & Eberts.
Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 5:31 pm
Now let's try it from the top. 3,2,1... and we're sucking...


BLOOD ON THE SEGWAY -


TAGS: but after they hose it off it ll be good as new
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 1:27 am
It's that damn Sbarro stand... take your eye off what's going on for just one second....
Sean - July 24, 2009, 12:50 am
Poor bastard ... mowed down by a skateboarder. Never say it comin'.


MOTIFAKE SWITCHEROO - This is how I picture GREYBEARD HELL. At least she's a HAWTIE!




WOMAN -


TAGS: after about 6 martinis that evening
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
I look at it this way Lex...they just never had one...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 12:16 pm
We were sitting in a bar called Arnie's when he came up with that little gem. He always had a gem for every occasion...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 12:14 pm
Thanks Ed and MO...that's a true story too!!! It just hit me when I saw that pic!
MO - August 28, 2009, 9:14 am
Just not enough 5s to give this one Bone!
Ed-Hyde - August 28, 2009, 7:49 am
Very cool, awesome imagry.


WORKING AT NIGHT -




IT'S SAFE TO SAY -


TAGS: who got the morning after flowers hmmmmm
Rating: 3.38/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!


YOU LOOK A LOT DIFFERENT NOW THAT IM SOBER! - I'll call ya.


TAGS: what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.36/5

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LogicDude - January 7, 2010, 2:06 pm
That IS a whole new level of crazy...but I'd still hit it.
HareRama - January 7, 2010, 12:56 pm
I'd still hit her. Maybe without makeup and bald.


OKAY, DOC... - ...You can finish the autopsy now.


TAGS: finally found a decent picture assignment for january 7 what not to say after sex
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 1:45 pm
Yes you did! 5 Dead Fun Time Poodles BoR!!!


PARTY RULE #1 -




WHAT A GOOD DOG... - ...And to think they said I couldn't teach you to do that without using your teeth...


TAGS: assignment for january 7 what not to say after sex
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - January 7, 2010, 1:54 pm
But can he whistle while he works...Nice BoR, reverse peanut butter!


QUESTIONS - Some are better left unanswered.




REJECTION - I thought she was the love of my life. I imagined us growing old together. Why did I wipe it off on the drapes?




SOLIE MOON FRYE - Before and after time skip


TAGS: time skip before after
Rating: 2.18/5

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Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 3:57 pm
and yes, I know that she is married, with three kids... no less.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 3:56 pm
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... I know, you need more spelling lessons. but somehow it talks about a actress that I adore.


SHOWMANSHIP - "urgghhhhhhh..... After the show i'm gonna kill him!"




IF ROAMER WAS A HIPPIE... -


TAGS: roamer after smoking pot
Rating: 2/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:30 pm
It's Megayman! (not a typo)


ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.




CARLOS MENCIA - Selling out his race even better than Jesse Jackson!


TAGS: carlos mencia sellout steals jokes not funny after daily show
Rating: 1.48/5
Mark - February 27, 2009, 11:13 am
Tunnel = 1
Renee - February 27, 2009, 11:01 am
Carlos Mencia is a stupid beaner. I HATE that Nigger!
TyKo - November 2, 2008, 1:58 am
Ned Arnel Mencia- born and raised in America.
Amy - July 13, 2008, 7:29 pm
carlos mencia- making more money in a year than you'll make in your life


I bet.. -




Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


was it good for you? -




PLASTIC SURGERY -




same s**t -




MEMORIES OF ST. PATRICKS DAY - No seriously it will wash out they said.


TAGS: wrong st pactrick day aftermath
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:13 am
Awwww.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:12 am
Huh?
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:12 am
His occupation...head psychiatrist at the local psych ward!
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 10:05 pm
..and thumped him on the head.
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 10:04 pm
But I was thinking of a plan To dye one's whiskers green, And always use so large a fan That they could not be seen. So, having no reply to give To what the old man said, I cried "Come, tell me how you live!"
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:16 pm
Of course the funny part is that he is too drunk to remember it's St Patrick's Day... It's just like any other day for him...


the white light -




THE GREAT PAIN THRESHOLD - "TO HAVE AND TO HOLD" WITH A TWIST.




THE AFTERLIFE - Men Long For An Afterlife In Which There Apparently Is Nothing To Do But Delight In Heaven's Wonders




DIVORCE -


TAGS: just as the happiest day in a boat owners life is when he sells his first boat the happiest time in any man s life is just after the first divorce
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:57 am

soooooo true. 5 smiley faces for you dude!


The Afterlife -




IN THEORY -


TAGS: belief death choices after life
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2013, 9:29 pm
already there me lord
Reality Lord - March 30, 2013, 9:04 pm

wow...dark. gives me the shivers...if you know what i mean


MOTIFAKING -




WASN'T THAT A PARTY! -


TAGS: morning after the night before
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 7:46 pm
Sorry, been terrible at replying to comments lately. Promise to try harder...thanks for the 5L.
Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 9:40 pm

Aaww man! You scratched the paint! And I noticed that the pic just so happens to have 5 cars in it... And 5 Lions.


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT -


TAGS: after life assignment is it any wonder im divorced
Rating: 4.47/5

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Pinakolata - November 11, 2011, 3:59 am
What have done to make yourself think you're going to hell?


MY MID-LIFE CRISIS -


TAGS: it only become a crisis after i twisted my fircken ankle
Rating: 4.41/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:53 pm
5 runs of the hose
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:39 am
5 shenanigans
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
OK. A little note about the tags: I was drunk. Soooo me! *urppp*


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